Character List
In order of appearance:
[ Eric ] | [ Ashley ] | [ Bruce ] | [ Sam ] | [ Bridget ] | [ Joell ] | [ Bentley ] | [ Chad ] | [ Zombie Fanboy ] | [ Evan ] | [ Audrey ] | [ Larson ] | [ Duncan ] | [ Jill ] | [ Punk 1 ] | [ Punk 2 ] | [ Punk 3 ] | [ Garrett ] | [ Dennis ] | [ Barrista ] | [ Restaurant Manager ] | [ Johnny Numbskull ] | [ Lewis ] | [ Connor ] | [ Phil ] | [ Jordan ] |
Eric
Eric. Swell guy. Snazzy dresser. Dumped.
Actor: Shane Arbuthnott
First Appearance: Episode 1
Ashley
Ashley. Great girl. Dumped Eric. Has far too many keys.
Actor: Erin Whitehead
First Appearance: Episode 1
Bruce
Positive outlook on unlife. “Can-do” Attitude. Would love for you to take a pamphlet.
Actor: Chad Thompson
First Appearance: Episode 2
Sam
Ambitious. Savvy. Packing heat. The man with the plan. But what exactly are he and Bridget up to?
Actor: Matthew Hoos
First Appearance: Episode 3
Bridget
Smart as a whip. Cool as a cucumber. Employs Judo chops liberally.
Actor: Brooke Thompson
First Appearance: Episode 3
Joell
You have no doubt been “served” by Joell in the past. He won’t admit it, but the second “L” is just there to annoy you.
Actor: Dean Rideout
First Appearance: Episode 5
Bentley
A co-worker of Eric’s, Bentley makes Eric look like a model employee by comparison.
Actor: Jon Senecal
First Appearance: Episode 7
Chad
Chad is Eric’s manager at Monopoly Video, and constantly the butt of Sam and Eric’s jokes. He really dislikes being told to “stay rad.”
Actor: Drew Haapala
First Appearance: Episode 7
Zombie Fanboy
The Zombie Fanboy has no particular love for his day job as a brand analyst at MonAd. However, it does provide him with the financial means neccesary to satisfy his one and only real vice: banned zombie-related films and merchandise. Even having to put up with Evan five days a week is worth the chance to own the entire “Evil Dead” series.
Actor: Berny Tsung
First Appearance: Episode 0
Evan
After nailing the “Brains Cola” campaign, Evan finds himself on the fast track to spinmeister success. A self-professed “pioneer” of zombie-related marketing techniques, Evan often assuages his guilt and self-doubt with the occational charitable donation (tax reciepts notwithstanding).
Actor: Jeff Straker
First Appearance: Episode 0
Audrey
Of the mysterious underground Rogue Zombie ilk, Audrey will eat your head - for a price. Incidentally, she’ll also guess your age within one year or your money back!
Actor: Robin Voaden
First Appearance: Episode 12
Larson
A previous customer of Audrey’s, Mr. Larson meets a big, brick wall named Ashley when he tries to claim his life insurance policy. Nebbish but persistent, Larson…oh…hey…you’ve got something there…on your forehead…no…up and over a bit….
Actor: Scott Lough
First Appearance: Episode 12
Duncan
Duncan is an entrepreneur for a new day. He can get you what you want, even if what you want is to have your brain sucked out of your skull like a slurpee, social and legal improprieties aside. His gruff and dishevelled exterior belies the heart of a true hockey enthusiast.
Actor: Rob Fox
First Appearance: Episode 12
Jill
See Jill rifle through boxes. See Jill make politically incorrect jokes about dead plants. See Jill alone on Valentines Day as Ashley plays hooky with Bruce. We love you Jill! Go, Jill, go!
Actor: Joanne Cope
First Appearance: Episode 16
Punk 1
Los Punkos kick your ass…
Actor: Travis Maxwell
First Appearance: Episode 19
Punk 2
..Los Punkos kick your face…
Actor: Brendan Maxwell
First Appearance: Episode 19
Punk 3
..Los Punkos kick your ass into out-er space!
Actor: Mike Thorn
First Appearance: Episode 19
Garrett
Garrett was on the ground floor the day the world changed, unfortunately he was to busy imagining smiley stick figure ceiling apparitions while the muse struck his associate, Evan. Now Garrett’s a doldrum dwelling drudge-slinger - radio spots for funeral homes- while Evan plays house with the hot shots. But if Garrett could only get his foot in the door…(or his whole body for that matter…)
Actor: Scott Freethy
First Appearance: Episode 0
Dennis
A self-taught botanist from a young age, Dennis’ baseball-hat enthusiasm peaked in his mid-teens, as he amassed a remarkable collection of primary-coloured caps. Though his handshake could use some work, his X-Files appreciation is spot-on. Enjoys balled tapioca in sweet liquid.
Actor: Eric Toth
First Appearance: Episode 21
Barrista
Though one could wax appreciatively for hours about his redemptive qualities - a connoisseur of fine films, community theatre performer, how good he looks in an apron, etc. - what it ultimately comes down to is this: he makes a damn fine latté.
Actor: Brad Fox
First Appearance: Episode 21
Restaurant Manager
The most complex and dynamic of all the Deadiverse residents, Restaurant Manager’s life is a tale of perserverence in the midst of a cold, uncaring world; a perpetual uphill battle against natural catastrphies, overcoming family strife and upheaval, and conquering the demons within. But that’s on a need-to-know basis. Now she manages a burger joint.
Actor: Shelley Campbell
First Appearance: Episode 22
Johnny Numbskull
The first zombie celebrity of his day, Johnny’s rise to fame was secured by his ability to inflict massive bodily trauma upon himself in ever more creatively disgusting ways. Was his eye gouged out in one such stunt, or did he just eat it?
Actor: John Smith
First Appearance: Episode 23
Lewis
Acting Executive Director of the National Institute for Zombie Advancement, a shadowy pro-zombie lobby group (and not for profit society), the formidable Ms. Lewis is a respected leader in the ongoing human/zombie integration movement. Intimidating and secretive; a man of few words, except that…well…she’s a woman.
Actor: Doreen Smith
First Appearance: Episode 26
Connor
Connor (née Greg) is the de facto leader of the Pro-Brainers, a shadowy human supremacist group (and not for profit society). He’s young, brash, smart, personable, and something of a control freak, the Ying to Dennis’ Yang. Sometimes Ying and Yang combine to form a perfectly balanced whole, and sometimes they scrap like cracked-out toddlers.
Actor: Dave Brennan
First Appearance: Episode 28
Phil
For all his enthusiasm and generosity, Phil is a lovable Twinkie, less his full compliment of creme filling. And he’s the only Pro-Brainer with a beard. They say that one inherits facial hair from their mother’s side. One guess how attractive Phil’s mom is.
Actor: Matt Desmond
First Appearance: Episode 28
Jordan
Dear, sweet, well-meaning Jordan. We hardly knew ye. (Incidentally, through a series of nineteenth century sexual indiscretions between unnamed Danish aristocracy and their serving staff, Jordan is actually a Baron. Fancy that! A real Baron! Unfortunately he has no idea, and he never will.)
Actor: Chris Arbuthnot
First Appearance: Episode 28
